Heritage

The first time you take a bite of a pizza off of the Heritage stone you may weep at the beauty of the moment, but you may be filled with regret upon the realization of all the lesser pizza you have suffered through until now.

Though it may be burning the roof of your mouth, you will feel no pain, for your mind and soul will be flying through the Tuscan countryside.

While your friends devour their pizza they will look at you with a mixture of awe and horror, suspecting you to be some kind of dark sorcerer.

Quickly calm them by telling them "Elon Musk invented it. It's the same material as the rockets." They will vigorously nod and grunt acceptance as they keep chewing.

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