🍕 FASTER: Pre-heats up to 2 times faster than other pizza stones. 🍕 CLEAN: Will not stain from grease or burn crust and washes to like new condition every time. 🍕 ODORLESS: does not smoke and will keep your pizza tasting great and home smelling good. 🍕 #1 REVIEWED: Most loved pizza and baking stone on Amazon. 🍕 DURABLE: Your pizza stone will not crack in the oven and guaranteed to last a lifetime or will replace it.
The first time you take a bite of a pizza off of the Heritage stone you may weep at the beauty of the moment, but you may be filled with regret upon the realization of all the lesser pizza you have suffered through until now.
Though it may be burning the roof of your mouth, you will feel no pain, for your mind and soul will be flying through the Tuscan country side.
While your friends devour the pizza they will look at you with a mixture of awe and horror, suspecting you to be some kind of dark sorcerer.
Quickly calm them by telling ;them "Elon Musk invented it. It's the same material as the rockets." They will vigorously nod and grunt acceptance as they keep chewing.